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I did try (very, very) hard not to make this a thing, but with the holidays right around the corner, my silly little brain implored that I take up the opportunity to write one last topic for the year’s Filling the Space. So, yes, I’m here to talk about Declan O’Hara and his mustache in Rivals.
But don’t worry, the entire thing won’t be a thirst post because I’m nothing if not a professional. (Except apparently when it comes to mustaches.) Like, sure, I understood the Tom Selleck hype growing up, but it didn’t alter my brain chemistry. But I suppose it’s only natural that Aidan Turner would be the one to do so—mostly because Declan is also an amazing, thoroughly fleshed-out, wildly complex character, so it adds to his hotness.
I have an actual serious list about why everyone and their mothers (though maybe not in the same room) should be watching Rivals. But like, have you ever needed an absolutely wild reason to do so? If so, let it be Declan O’Hara’s mustache and his chest hair. Because even though Turner is an unmistakable heartthrob and one of the more compelling actors of our time, I firmly believe he’s never been hotter. (Don’t come for me, Poldark girlies. You know I’m right.) Declan’s characterization is incredibly intricate and messy and he fumbles a lot, but you know what else he does? He stands up to a rapist on television. He cares about his kids. And he’d give his wife the world if she wasn’t dumb enough to cheat instead of communicating with him like a healthy adult should.
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Declan O’Hara is already the character and I can’t imagine how we’ll continue to watch his improvements during the show’s run. But so help me, God, if anyone on the show ever forces him to remove the mustache or shave his chest hair. I will find pitchforks.
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